Funny quotes on career

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.
Fats Domino
I started my career at the top and have been working my way downwards ever since.

Tom Glazer
A career is wonderful, but you can’t curl up with it on a cold night.
Marilyn Monroe
Food, love, career and mothers are the four major guilt groups.
Cathy Guisewite
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
Gloria Steinem
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
Anonymous
Don’t confuse having a career with having a life.
Hillary Clinton
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Anonymous